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Joey has woken up from a stolen nap to find that Jaime has put pieces of Red Vines all over his tour costume, in his pockets and in one shoe so far. “I keep stepping on Red Vines, I’m going to lose my mind if I find them in the other shoe,” he deadpans. Jaime holds back a smile as Joey discovers another handful of candy in the right foot.
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“I don’t really diet or anything. I’m miserable when I’m dieting and I like the way I look. I’m really sick of all these actresses looking like birds… I’d rather look a little chubby on camera and look like a person in real life, than look great on screen and look like a scarecrow in real life.”

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Be nice to people, because nobody likes an asshole.

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no day but today

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I have a choice of really good things, not a bad movie versus a good movie. But if I say yes to everything, I won’t have a day off for, like, the next four years.

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